Continued from previous post.
The journey was ardous and took its toil on the residents of Smeawood Forests. But even as the whining and complaining continued, no one was left behind as a strong bond held everyone together. One might have attributed it to the fact that they had journeyed to the Dark Woods beyond the tree called Block 19, but still, the togetherness was evident.
Still, there are only a certain number of times one may ask "Are we there yet?" before getting smacked upside the head, as Goofen found out. "Dammit! This map isnt to scale." Peter mumbled, as Goofen walked off to sulk.
Suddenly, the Guv'nor stopped short. Everyone else froze in place.
"What is it Wilson?" TwiddleDer asked.
"there's something down the road, in the trees. And its watching us. Pua CB." Wilson spoke over his shoulder, eagle-eyes focused towards the dark patch of woods ahead. "We'll need to send in our camo scout." Wilson signalled to the back of the entourage.
Out popped the Fucking Fast Indian, Super-Jeet. Silent most of the time, this nimble, agile and fucking fast model of a human moved to the front of the pack. "Go check it out, Jeet." Wilson told him.
Nodding, Super-Jeet took 2 steps and disappeared into the darkwoods. "Shit! That was fast." Elizaberth exclaimed, before shrieking and jumping into the arms of Orlando as a pair of teeth appeared next to her.
"I'm still hereeee.." Super-Jeet sniggered. And then he was off. The pack of residents waited around, visibly tensed from that weird thing in the dark.
Soon enough, Super-jeet popped out from the nearby dark areas and reported back to the Guv'nor. "Its ok. He's harmless. Just walk by silently and all will be ok. Make special effort not to make noise."
The message was relayed on to the rest of the residents and all of them proceeded to move forward. As they neared the spot where the figure stood, it became apparent that it was of the same tribe as Super-Jeet. It stood unmoving, in front of the door to its abode. Apparently, it stayed here and was extremely wary of visitors.
Termed the Arunanded, this creature made no visible effort to stop the Peter and his entourage, only silently observing their each and every move. Suddenly, Sebby stepped on a twig. The twig SNAPPED, giving off a sharp crack. The Arunanded immediately stirred into action, causing all the residents to stop short in their tracks and hold their breaths.
He whipped out a notebook and started to write. The residents of Smeawood Forest stared at each other. WTF?? Guv'nor Wilson peered over and asked "Eh skew me ah... what the CB are you writing?"
In a thick ethnic accent, the Arunanded replied "I am recording every single noise that you make, such that I will be able to report you to the Forest Authorities! You!! You look like the ring leader!" With that, he copied down the Guv'nors name into the book.
"EH SMLJ! You dun anyhow take name lei! Put time put place!! How about now??! ARunan rape nowww!!" Guv'nor Wilson screamed, obviously not pleased athaving his name taken down.
The masses hesitated, not sure of whether to act on the command, as they had not raped any other being besides Brer Bear. But then again, they decided that they didn't really like the fugger anyway and charged towards him, with Guv'nor Wilson leading the charge.
The residents swiftly dealt with the Arunanded as he was totally taken by surprise. For good measure, Guv'nor Wilson took his damn book and burnt it. Along with that, he made a mental note to try and evict the Arunanded.
Soon enough, after circling around Smeawood Lake, they arrived at a large cave. "This must be it!" Peter said, exciting everyone.
"I can't wait I can't wait!" Twiddle Ber sputtered.
So our friends proceeded inside the cave. It was deadly silent as everyone was wary of where they were stepping. Small pools of water littered the ground, causing some of our residents to stumble ,but these were helped by the others, as the whole village swiftly made their way thru the dark passage. But these were confusing tunnels and the map proved no help. Also, everyone kept banging into Jeet.
"Bluddy ancestors should have been more detailed. I swear I've seen this wall at least 4 times. " Peter said. A small murmur echoed the masses agreement.
"HEY LOOK!!" Elizaberth pointed out! A dim glow was shining from one of the tunnels. "I think this is it!" she blurted out, giving Orlando a back breaking hug.
Guv'nor Wilson started to quick walk towards the glow, turning every corner with pace. The glow got brighter and brighter with each corner. The anticipation was all over his face as he neared the source. In fact, he was moving so fast, the rest of the villagers soon lost sight of him.
Suddenly a colossal "CHAO CHEE BYE!!" echoed thru the walls of the cavern. The village turned the corner and lo and behold.
There stood 20 years of heritage. 20 years of pure solid GOLD trophies. Plundered from the many inter-forest games, where Smeawood Forest stood head and shoulders above the competition. These had been hidden from the grubby fingers of thieves and the losers from the other forests and now, had finally been returned to their rightful owners.
"FINALLYYYY, THE TREASSURE HAS COME BACK TO...." Clownz was quickly shut up by a slap to the mouth from PEter.
"Shut up and enjoy the moment.."
To be continued...
The journey was ardous and took its toil on the residents of Smeawood Forests. But even as the whining and complaining continued, no one was left behind as a strong bond held everyone together. One might have attributed it to the fact that they had journeyed to the Dark Woods beyond the tree called Block 19, but still, the togetherness was evident.
Still, there are only a certain number of times one may ask "Are we there yet?" before getting smacked upside the head, as Goofen found out. "Dammit! This map isnt to scale." Peter mumbled, as Goofen walked off to sulk.
Suddenly, the Guv'nor stopped short. Everyone else froze in place.
"What is it Wilson?" TwiddleDer asked.
"there's something down the road, in the trees. And its watching us. Pua CB." Wilson spoke over his shoulder, eagle-eyes focused towards the dark patch of woods ahead. "We'll need to send in our camo scout." Wilson signalled to the back of the entourage.
Out popped the Fucking Fast Indian, Super-Jeet. Silent most of the time, this nimble, agile and fucking fast model of a human moved to the front of the pack. "Go check it out, Jeet." Wilson told him.
Nodding, Super-Jeet took 2 steps and disappeared into the darkwoods. "Shit! That was fast." Elizaberth exclaimed, before shrieking and jumping into the arms of Orlando as a pair of teeth appeared next to her.
"I'm still hereeee.." Super-Jeet sniggered. And then he was off. The pack of residents waited around, visibly tensed from that weird thing in the dark.
Soon enough, Super-jeet popped out from the nearby dark areas and reported back to the Guv'nor. "Its ok. He's harmless. Just walk by silently and all will be ok. Make special effort not to make noise."
The message was relayed on to the rest of the residents and all of them proceeded to move forward. As they neared the spot where the figure stood, it became apparent that it was of the same tribe as Super-Jeet. It stood unmoving, in front of the door to its abode. Apparently, it stayed here and was extremely wary of visitors.
Termed the Arunanded, this creature made no visible effort to stop the Peter and his entourage, only silently observing their each and every move. Suddenly, Sebby stepped on a twig. The twig SNAPPED, giving off a sharp crack. The Arunanded immediately stirred into action, causing all the residents to stop short in their tracks and hold their breaths.
He whipped out a notebook and started to write. The residents of Smeawood Forest stared at each other. WTF?? Guv'nor Wilson peered over and asked "Eh skew me ah... what the CB are you writing?"
In a thick ethnic accent, the Arunanded replied "I am recording every single noise that you make, such that I will be able to report you to the Forest Authorities! You!! You look like the ring leader!" With that, he copied down the Guv'nors name into the book.
"EH SMLJ! You dun anyhow take name lei! Put time put place!! How about now??! ARunan rape nowww!!" Guv'nor Wilson screamed, obviously not pleased athaving his name taken down.
The masses hesitated, not sure of whether to act on the command, as they had not raped any other being besides Brer Bear. But then again, they decided that they didn't really like the fugger anyway and charged towards him, with Guv'nor Wilson leading the charge.
The residents swiftly dealt with the Arunanded as he was totally taken by surprise. For good measure, Guv'nor Wilson took his damn book and burnt it. Along with that, he made a mental note to try and evict the Arunanded.
Soon enough, after circling around Smeawood Lake, they arrived at a large cave. "This must be it!" Peter said, exciting everyone.
"I can't wait I can't wait!" Twiddle Ber sputtered.
So our friends proceeded inside the cave. It was deadly silent as everyone was wary of where they were stepping. Small pools of water littered the ground, causing some of our residents to stumble ,but these were helped by the others, as the whole village swiftly made their way thru the dark passage. But these were confusing tunnels and the map proved no help. Also, everyone kept banging into Jeet.
"Bluddy ancestors should have been more detailed. I swear I've seen this wall at least 4 times. " Peter said. A small murmur echoed the masses agreement.
"HEY LOOK!!" Elizaberth pointed out! A dim glow was shining from one of the tunnels. "I think this is it!" she blurted out, giving Orlando a back breaking hug.
Guv'nor Wilson started to quick walk towards the glow, turning every corner with pace. The glow got brighter and brighter with each corner. The anticipation was all over his face as he neared the source. In fact, he was moving so fast, the rest of the villagers soon lost sight of him.
Suddenly a colossal "CHAO CHEE BYE!!" echoed thru the walls of the cavern. The village turned the corner and lo and behold.
There stood 20 years of heritage. 20 years of pure solid GOLD trophies. Plundered from the many inter-forest games, where Smeawood Forest stood head and shoulders above the competition. These had been hidden from the grubby fingers of thieves and the losers from the other forests and now, had finally been returned to their rightful owners.
"FINALLYYYY, THE TREASSURE HAS COME BACK TO...." Clownz was quickly shut up by a slap to the mouth from PEter.
"Shut up and enjoy the moment.."
To be continued...
posted by clownz at 12:42 AM
2 Comments:
LoL. No wonder you were on busy mode last night. And I thought you were dotAing...
Stop... pass. Stop... pass. Stop... stumble, stumble, stumble... stick goes flying. LOL.
hahah..i wrote this quite some time ago.. jus had to finish up.. haha..
HAHAHAHA.. stumble stumble , fling stick over fence, land on face.
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